Field guides to how the world actually talks — slang, swears & curses, with real pronunciations and the stories behind them. The joke's always on the language, never the people.
…the book doesn't bleep a single one.
Read it, play it, or grab a free taste — they all teach you the same gloriously filthy thing.
150+ entries, A–Z. Real pronunciations, the etymology, and a “Too Filthy for Instagram” section we couldn't legally post online. Clean enough to read aloud — filthy enough to own.
Bite-size lessons, streaks, hearts and native-style audio. Learn the slang the locals actually use — Ireland & Australia live, more loading.
The gentle gems — eejit, craic, banjaxed, gobsmacked — with pronunciations and examples you can use today. On the house; the filthy stuff lives in the book.
Plain-English phonetics you can actually read aloud — not academic IPA.
Where each one comes from, and exactly when to deploy it.
Ireland first. Italy, Mexico, Australia & Germany loading.
You'll never say “grand” the same way again.
Swears of the World